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Fly with me - Landy Wen
♫ Rushing out the door but cannot find the keys ♫
♫ Whatever I want to buy, it's always sold out ♫
♫ Take a deep breath and jump into an unintentional trap ♫
♫ Hung up the phone but still thinking of your smile ♫
♫ Love in this city is never exciting enough ♫
♫ Rubbing my hands to create warmth. This time I decided, I'm sure ♫
♫ Only want to let you know ♫
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, growing closer together ♫
♫ Just fly away with me. Just want you to know ♫
♫ Just fly, fly with me ♫
♫ Always be my baby ♫
♫ Perhaps this is destiny, let's be together ♫
♫ Just fly away with me ♫
Murphy's Law of Love
Have you ever heard of Murphy's Law?
Known as one of the 20th century Western culture's
three most outstanding discoveries,
it had deeply affected the way of how humans live.
Especially... for me.
How should I say it? I should probably start from that night
when my dad turned off the lights under the raven moon.
[ Love's Insurance ]
My mom did not want to have another baby,
but she accidently became pregnant.
Thinking it was a son, but instead, they gave birth to me.
From that point on, anything that happens to me,
no matter how much I calculate, ponder and decide,
if there exists any possibility to go wrong, it will.
This Murphy Life
had always followed me up until now.
So... you mean...
right now you're going to marry a woman you don't love
but has an equal standing with you in money and social standing?
And... you're also feeling horrible?
Xiao Tong, believe me.
I've really tried for a long time.
But my parents are just like that. I'm really sorry.
Alright then, I get it.
That's it?
Yeah.
Actually, you don't have to apologize to me.
After all, there's no right or wrong in love.
Xiao Tong, don't say it like that.
Just like this top bottle of French Cuq-Toulza champagne.
It'll only taste good if you drink from a hand-made crystal glass.
You can't just pair it with a water glass like mine, right?
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
If you're busy, you can leave first.
Okay.
Murphy's First Law
Murphy's First Law.If there are two possibilites, the one that you don't want will be more likely to happen.
It clearly tastes the same.
Guan Xiao Tong.
Don't cry.
It's about done.
Jia Wei.
Brother, we've helped you finish it. I'm going to rest.
We've done all that we can.
It's all up to you now. Good luck.
Okay.
Good luck!
Hey. You're still not leaving? What are you looking at?
You want us to leave just like that?
- Of course. It's not like you're the one proposing. - Good luck!
- We'll be waiting for the good news!- Okay.
Good luck! Hope you succeed!
Polo.
Polo, you have to root for me today
and hope that I succeed, okay?
This is the ring that I've prepared for Zhi Yu. Isn't it pretty?
It's not for you to eat.
She's come out!
Hello? Jia Wei? Sorry, there was a bit of a delay.
I'll come over now. Bye bye.
Congratulations, Mrs. Ji!
Right now you must be kissing Jia Wei, waiting for your wedding of the century!
You can finally light those proposal fireworks!
Hurry up and send your proposal pictures. I can't wait to make fun of Jia Wei.
Are you here?
Hey, I'm not going over today.
I told you before.
We'll talk about marriage later.
I understand.
Are you proposing to me today because of what was on the magazine?
Then are you rejecting it,
also because of that magazine?
Baby, that movie role is really important to me.
Why can't you just wait one more year?
So to you,
work is still more important than everything else?
I don't want to make things difficult for you either.
It's only that I don't want our four years together
and our future plans
to all turn into a fantasy.
Please don't make me decide right now.
Just let me think through it again. Bye bye.
Jia Wei
Jia Wei, wait for me.
Mom, in the future, no matter what, I'll follow your arrangements.
So can you please not bother Xiao Tong anymore?
New model He Zhi Yu goes on a night meeting with famous director.
The future that we planned together...
Will it not come true?
I originally thought
you would propose to me,
and give me a pretty ring.
But in the end, you just kept saying I'm sorry.
If I didn't think like this before,
maybe it wouldn't have turned out so wrong.
God.
Are you joking with me?
Such a pretty ring...
How could someone not want it?
I want it so bad,
but I can't get it.
Why?
Why is it that if you have money, you can buy love,
but if you don't have money you should be sacrificed?
Why?
From this moment on,
you rich people...
get away from me!
- Is this the cab that Miss Guan called? - Sorry, I called this cab.
Hello? Yes. Wasn't it only supposed to be 6 minutes? I've already been waiting 10 minutes.
Never mind! Just help me cancel it.
It's okay.
Using blood and tears, I struggled against Murhpy's Law for 30 years.
God still hasn't stopped drawing up puzzles
to test my knowledge and patience.
Next bus in 2 minutes.
2 minutes.
I'm sorry.
To get past these challenges,
I practised to shield and cover myself up when there are troubles with Murphy's self-defense techniques.
Empty.
Hello?
Guan Xiao Tong, where are you? Boss called to say that the meeting would start earlier.
I'm almost there. It's just one more stop until I get there.
What's wrong?
Hey, Boss said that we have to turn in the report early. What do we do?
Don't worry. I already prepared it.
Later I'll send it to your inbox so you can read over it first.
See you later, bye.
Murphy's Second Law.
Murphy's Second Law.When you bring an umbrella it doesn't rain, but when you don't, it rains.
Attachment: This month's clients' proposal.
Sent
Xin Xin, I already emailed it to you. Take a look. It's in your inbox.
Tell me when you receive it.
Is there something wrong?
What do you think?
Then why didn't you dodge?
Hey, it's not that I didn't dodge, but it's because I couldn't see the car coming with you standing there.
And even if you were to dodge, you didn't have to dodge behind me.
This Miss who had her head down looking at her phone, all I did was take one step back.
It was you who kept shaking and shaking the umbrella and flung all the water on me.
Don't you need to take responsibility?
Fine, if you're going to be like this,
dry cleaning fee. I...
I'll pay for it. Isn't that enough?
Mister, is there something wrong for you now?
Nothing.
Then why are you following me?
Ah, so now you think that every single person who's walking on this street
is following you? Huh?
Renew Divorce Agency
A divorce agency?
What do they do?
Renew Divorce Agency
Guan Xiao Tong. Since I've known you, have I ever seen you not come in wet?
- Give us some surprises now and then. I've almost lost the fun in guessing. - Thanks.
Where did you go that you got wet? The weather has been fine the whole day.
Where are my sunglasses?
I brought an umbrella for 27 days, and it just has to rain on the 28th day.
Isn't the purpose of me living, to prove the effect of Murphy's Law?
Yes, yes, yes.
But you still have to take care of your body. Go and get changed. Don't get sick.
That's right.
Don't worry, I haven't gotten sick in three years. How can I get sick from just a little bit of rain?
It looks like God just wants to be opposite of you.
Guan Xiao Tong. The phrase that men can conquer nature doesn't suit you.
I am not confident about handling God but if it is on handling viruses, then no problem.
Although I haven't gotten sick in three years, I've always been prepared.
First drink this. Then an hour later, take this.
I just don't believe the bacteria won't die.
Did it expire yet?
Don't worry. I've been checking every once in a while.
- Xiao Ban Bang! Are you stupid?- Oh?
Did you see that a divorce agency opened in front of us?
Of course I have! What do they do exactly?
Who cares what they do? They opened a divorce agency in front of a dating agency.
It doesn't sound logical.
We pursue everlasting love while they care about what they once had in love.
The word 'divorce' alone is unlucky enough.
If boss were to find out, she will be very unhappy.
Balance!
Hey! We are going to be late for meeting. Hurry!
Why is the meeting being pushed forward?
Perhaps Boss is aware that we have successfully paired 1000 couples together
so she wants to share her joy with us!
Why do I feel like the situation isn't that easy?
Hey!
I was afraid you would say that.
You can stop her but you cannot stop her Murphy Life.
I Meet You Dating Service.
She's here. Take these now.
One thousand couples, happiness paired together!
Congratulations, Boss! Congrats...
Boss! This is the new report for successfully pairing up 1000 pair of couples. Take a look first.
First, I want to thank everyone.
Because of all your hard work, we are able to hit our target of a thousand pair of couples.
But do you know what it means for successfully pairing these 1000 couples up?
This means they won't be members anymore.
If they are not members, they won't pay the member's fees.
Boss. What you mean is that
the speed of us attracting new members will be slower than the number of old members leaving, right?
Exactly.
So, we can only be happy for a minute for the successful pairings.
With the remaining time, we have to work hard to attract new members.
When we lose our old members, we attract new members. Lose old members, attract new members.
Balance, balance, balance!
Is this very important because Boss mentioned this three times?
Based on her mood, she is not joking.
This King and Queen of Popularity...
How long has this King and Queen of Popularity been here?
They are close to becoming their own father and mother!
What are you guys doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
She mentioned this three times again.
Boss, by the end of this month, we will give you a new plan for the King and Queen of Popularity.
We will change the photos on the wall to new ones.
Excellent.
You are a few days behind the end of this month, so quickly write up the proposal.
Okay, no problem.
Beyond the clouds.
Boss really has different views from us.
Balance, balance, balance!
Just now, if we didn't have the Dr. Love's Fire Rescue case,
we won't even be able to digest this food.
I really don't want to say this
but I feel that my Murphy's radar divine accuracy should not be underestimated.
On the top line, it never fails.
On the second line, it is effective whenever used.
As you read it on the scroll, it means, it is hard to prevent bad things from happening.
Xiao Tong, I am not familiar about Murphy.
But his theory is too creepy.
That's why when God shuts one door and forgets to open a window for me,
I will then open up a ceiling by myself first.
You have to always record down everything in your life for future references.
This is the ultimate self-defence technique for my Murphy Life.
Yes, yes, yes, Queen of Records.
Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? Didn't we say you couldn't play games on your phone while eating?
That's right, that's right. Whoever touches their phone first has to pay the bill.
I am seeking help outside for your life's net value!
What?
Simon.
All of you have forgotten that we have to produce a new King and a new Queen of Popularity by the end of this month.
Don't worry.
I have already thought of a plan when there is fire, of course, I have also thought of a plan for future references.
- That fast?- Yes.
Are you Doraemon?
Let me check. Where is the pocket?
Hey, hey, hey. Raise your hand!
I don't have any pockets. I only have a plan that can also be used for future references and it is in here.
Okay, you two. Starting eating now.
Alan. This sashimi is really fresh.
- Eat this.- Yes, guru.
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Strange. Could getting wet in the rain cause a stomach flu?
Or is it because I ate too much?
Who is it?
Sis. Why is it you?
Divorce?! Why?
What else could it be?
I went home too early and that woman left too late.
So, it was an affair?
Haven't you two been married for only about a year? How could this kind of thing happen?
Anyway, I can't control him.
He can't control himself either.
Sister...
You have been very smart since you were young.
Why is that when it comes to relationships, you don't even have your basic judgment?
Mom's health is not good now. Don't tell Mom and Dad yet.
I know.
Look at you. I told you that wealthy people are not reliable.
You are not a materialistic woman. Why must you get married to a rich and handsome man?
Besides, you always have high life expectation goals.
You are going to overexert yourself, do you know that?
Guan Xiao Tong.
What?
You say that tall, wealthy, handsome men are not reliable.
But have you seriously thought about it?
Do you really think that wealthy people are not trustworthy
or was it because of Kai Wen's dark shadow?
I admit that Kai Wen's issue was a big blow to me
but this is just another irrefutable evidence in my Murphy Life.
Aiyo, that is not the main focus. The main focus is you.
Just treat this as a marriage that requires you to spend time to buy life experiences.
Anyways, a year's time is not very long.
That's right. It is not that bad.
At least we left on good terms. There is nothing to be regretful.
And he also organised a divorce party.
Divorce party?
Cheers!
Here's to celebrate the divorce agency on crossing the major bridge on the first day and getting a case smoothly.
Jia Wei, we have your account.
But, old schoolmate, frankly speaking,
you could be a rich heir and live a comfortable life.
Why are you tiring yourself?
It's not tiring to do what I like.
Look. Now when you read or look at the news every day, it's either cases about passion killings or suicides.
In this adverse society, not only can our agency make money,
it can also convey positive thinkings. Isn't that good?
To add further, a mutual break up
can create more space for both parties' future, isn't it?
Jia Wei is right. We are helping unsuitable people to leave on good terms.
One less enemy and an additional friend,
so why not? Am I right?
Let me tell you,
unlucky fate is like a game of Mahjong.
If you get a set of rotten cards,
you still need to safely discard them and not let the other person win.
If you lose, your whole family will be bankrupt.
It will be too late when you want to withdraw.
Hey, Jia Wei.
You are smart. You can even make an achievement out of a break up.
One year ago, if it was not for Zhi Ruo
who left without saying a word, you would not have this huge inspiration.
You would not have started out on Renew Agency of Divorce!
- Who hit me? Who? - Idiot.
Let's talk about the marriage later.
Why can't you wait another year for me?
Look. When I'm drunk, my words are not clear.
Jia Wei, let's not talk about the unhappy topics.
- Come, let's toast.- Cheers!
Good job! Good job!
Mr. Guo Jia Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing's Divorce Party.
Once a marriage has ended, it's often the start of a beautiful friendship.
All those shared sweet memories are used to nourish the best foundation of this friendship.
Sorry, sister. I am late.
Sister...
Don't worry, I am fine.
It is a farewell ceremony.
Somebody needs to be responsible for dropping a few drops of tears.
Now, we will be entering the highlights of the divorce party.
Let's put our hands together to welcome the old couple,
Mr. Guo Jia Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing.
You can do it.
Yes.
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We all know that bidding goodbye to a marriage requires wisdom, but more importantly, courage is needed.
The two of them standing in front of you,
combined both wisdom and courage together. And now they are a perfect ex.
We thank the two main leads today
and hope that both of them can find their own happiness in their futures.
Before they officially break the marriage vow, let us invite both of them
to apologize to each other for this imperfect marriage.
Also, to take this chance to bid goodbye to their pasts, compensate their indebtedness towards each other and
putting an end to the pain they received in this relationship.
Is there anything to say? Everybody knows that
I am always nice to her so I don't have any indebtedness.
We don't have any indebtedness towards each other.
I should thank you instead.
Although our marriage only lasted about a year,
but I matured a lot.
Okay, let's congratulate both of them for putting a perfect full stop to their marriage
and welcome a brand new life.
Congratulations!
I'm going to get some fresh air.
Come, let's toast together.
Cheers.
Wait for me.
Mr. Ji.
Hi, Mr. Fu.
What a coincidence. You are also here for the party?
Oh...
Hi, Miss He.
Ever since we asked you to organize a warm-hearted divorce party for us,
I initially thought our fate ends there.
We should just give our blessings for each other. I did not expect that...
I would realize how important she is to me.
Just like our surname, we 'Fu He'.('Fu He' means patched back.)
It is a good thing to learn how to cherish something after you lost it.
That is why we thought that we should come over and say thank you.
Ever since the peaceful break-up, you still often asked us out for a meal.
Otherwise, we would not cross paths until we die and miss each other again.
Yes.
I only realize now the meaning behind 'leaving on good terms'
is to help the next outcome of happiness.
No wonder your company is named Renew Agency of Divorce.
Anyway, congratulations.
- We will meet next time. - Alright.
Take a seat.
Restroom.
It's you again?
I should be the one asking you. What are you doing here?
Oh, you are a family member of the female lead today? A friend?
What does it have to do with you?
You are so indignant. You must be her family member, right?
What about you then? What are you doing here?
Oh, you must be my brother-in-law's friend.
It is no doubt that birds of a feather flock together. All of you are just a bunch of conceited dandies.
You cried?
Why do you bother?
I just feel that...
a divorce party is for two unsuitable people to find a new direction in life.
We are so eager to give them our blessings.
What are you upset about?
You are right, but who in this hall are here to give their sincere blessings?
In my eyes, rich heirs like you are just here to show off your wealth
and watch how others become a laughing stock.
Isn't this a price to pay for a sparrow to become a phoenix?
Rich people like you always hurt others and will never get hurt by others.
That is why you will never understand the people who got abandoned.
Although they said it doesn't matter and they do not care,
do you all even know how it feels like for a person to hide in a corner, enduring all the pain?
Perhaps, in your eyes, my sister has climbed too high up.
But the feelings that she put in cannot be measured in monetary terms.
Do you all really think that by perfectly turning your backs and leave
means that everything can be forgotten?
As we reached to the last part of the divorce party, it will be our charity auction.
Both of them have agreed on donating their items that have sentimental values during their marriage for an auction.
All proceeds for tonight's auction will go to charity organisations.
The first auction item will be Mr. Guo Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing's branded watch.
This watch is a commemorative gift to celebrate their first year of dating.
Magnificent and valuable. The main point is that this watch is a limited edition globally.
It further enhances its extreme value.
The starting bid is one million yuan.
This watch is expensive.
- NT$1,100,000!- NT$1,110,000!
A divorce party is imprudent enough.
They even organised a divorce auction.
I even told somebody I met outside the toilet
that genuine love is priceless and reasonings that love cannot be measured by monetary terms.
- NT$1,500,000!- What your brother-in-law did was not wrong.
Brother-in-law? You mean ex brother-in-law?
Anyway, you will feel upset if you keep all these things.
Donating them to charity is good too.
Charity?